heres a preview of something im arting:




i feel like disney world is fully capable of creating valve themed rides

portal 2 is already a rail game. you just need to put a car on that rail and build some sweet robots

roller-coasters have fake drops all the time. re-enact the scene where DOG throws you into a building and you fall 50 feet

throw out some laser weapons and give kids the clone-killing experience they always dreamed of




why would you hack someones computer for pics when you could hack the animatronics in disneyworld and make them sing the portal 1 and 2 soundtrack




can i rent out my life to an equally shitty person so we can use our unique strengths to fix each others fuckups







"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

~

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)







if i like something there is a 100% chance i will make fun of it, make comics that mock it, and create stories that turn it into a joke

if i hate something ill talk shit about it once or twice and ignore it

i have been a merciless and somehow beloved participant in many fandoms 



booksgamesmovies:

For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.

booksgamesmovies:

For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.


im just wondering who looked at the blueprints for illium and decided “yes this is exactly what our prestigious city needs. a giant angel in a bikini holding a hula-hoop.”



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wildstaronline:

Are you sad you weren’t able to attend gamescom last month? Are you distraught you couldn’t grab those sweet gamescom items? Well cheer up!

Simply Follow WildStar Online on Tumblr and Reblog this post to be entered into a random drawing for these awesome in-game rewards! We’ll be choosing 40 of you lucky people to receive:

  • Fancy Pants Top Hat & Monocle
  • Unique gamescom Dye
  • Housing Décor Item (Table)
  • A unique in-game title; “Showstopper”

Follow and Reblog this post between now and September 19th for your chance to win!

It’s time to get fancy on Nexus!

Official Rules:

You must be following WildStar Online on Tumblr to participate.  Giveaway open until September 19th.

1. You can reblog once per day, each day will be counted as a chance to win!

2. Likes count as 1 additional entry, but only if they accompany a reblog.

3. Open to NA residents only (Sorry EU, we will get you next time)

4. Winners will be chosen by random generator based on reblogs

5. Winners will be contacted via Tumblr messaging, so make sure your Ask Box is open!

*Complete rules and prize info here.


simonjadis:

it’s always worthwhile to pause Gravity Falls and read the background text

did-you-kno:

Bill Nye the Science Guy designed an improved version of ballet shoes after noticing the bloody feet of on pointe dancers. Source

did-you-kno:

Bill Nye the Science Guy designed an improved version of ballet shoes after noticing the bloody feet of on pointe dancers. Source



half the time I see a someone draw the security guard from 5n@f he looks like soose
I want it to be soose
and I want soose to “repair” the robots by making them 20x deadlier than before



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