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i finally hit my max path level \o/




when you finally get to pee after holding it in for a long time




hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face




green caretaker is nice and all but i like a lil spice with my sugar

red caretaker really brings out the cute in green and green brings out the excitement of red

they are way more fun together than if i just had kermit to listen to




a cult of flora worshipers who make religious sacrifices for the great stem

as the knife plunges into the chosen one’s chest, the fellow cultists ceremoniously chant “do it for the vine”




first round of space limbo

final round of space limbo




i tried to be cool and land my hoverboard on one of those vines that wind around the big trees

instead i glitched in and nearly got trapped in a vine tunnel




d3dans:

(source)

breakfastburritoe:

I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks







flutterhunter:

From the Curse page:

  • Your Scanbot will talk when summoned.
  • Your Scanbot will talk when dismissed.
  • Your Scanbot will talk after taking a scan of a Scientist object (See known issues below).
  • If you don’t use the Scanbot for anything for 5 minutes, he will remind you to get back to work.
  • If you say your bot’s name in /say chat, or preface a message with his name, he will pay attention.
  • When paying attention, your scanbot will respond to anything you say in /say chat until a period of time has passed.
  • If you have the SAmotes addon installed as well, the bot can use emote images in its text.



someone asked me to join their guild when i hit 50 UuU

hella



kiss.

kiss.

/receives power to defy the universe itself and create matter out of nothing/
/get trapped under the very first thing i create/

/receives power to defy the universe itself and create matter out of nothing/

/get trapped under the very first thing i create/

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