For Guavi and ThePianoFairy who requested (beach) Whitney!
why would you hack someones computer for pics when you could hack the animatronics in disneyworld and make them sing the portal 1 and 2 soundtrack
Cara bel, cara mia bella!
Mia bambina, oh ciel!
Che ella stima!
Che ella stima!
O cara mia, addio!
If you ever want to make your ChellDOS-shipping little heart cry, think about how close GLaDOS probably came to killing Chell after she passed out at the end of Portal 2.
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words to live by
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet
I’m sure there are a thousand humanoid designs people came up with for the four little cores from Portal 2 but these are mine. I designed them last November when I was without internet and playing the game to pass time. I doodled a proper lineup and color ref for myself last week after doing another speed run. If you can’t tell, I wanted each one to have a spark from different stages of Cave Johnson’s life.
portal/tf2 crossover where chell has to solve tests with soldier and she keeps trying to speak to him through accurate military hand signals but he has no idea what the fuck shes saying because surprise he was never really in the military