why would you hack someones computer for pics when you could hack the animatronics in disneyworld and make them sing the portal 1 and 2 soundtrack
Cara bel, cara mia bella!
Mia bambina, oh ciel!
Che ella stima!
Che ella stima!
O cara mia, addio!
If you ever want to make your ChellDOS-shipping little heart cry, think about how close GLaDOS probably came to killing Chell after she passed out at the end of Portal 2.
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words to live by
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet
I’m sure there are a thousand humanoid designs people came up with for the four little cores from Portal 2 but these are mine. I designed them last November when I was without internet and playing the game to pass time. I doodled a proper lineup and color ref for myself last week after doing another speed run. If you can’t tell, I wanted each one to have a spark from different stages of Cave Johnson’s life.
portal/tf2 crossover where chell has to solve tests with soldier and she keeps trying to speak to him through accurate military hand signals but he has no idea what the fuck shes saying because surprise he was never really in the military
Have you ever searched (fruitlessly) online for an emotive Chell model on Source filmmaker with a functioning rig and non-derped out eyes? Have you ever animated a video with the original Chell in it, and then gave up after about 3 hours because she always looked terrible up close? (I have)
Well search no more, because I give you…
A Faceposable Chell model for Source Filmmaker [Custom rig attached]
Now with the love, sweat and tears of several (actually quite a number) of portal fans, and a highschooler with way too much time on his hands!
Here’s a link to the steam workshop. Remember to go read the description and look at the pretty pictures (especially the pretty pictures) before you go on to download it. It’s got some guides and warnings there that I think are pretty essential in using this Chell model.
Have fun, and remember to spread the word!
(Because I’m going to have a GREAT time stalking all of you video/poster makers out there.)
Model credits go to:
BlooCobalt - Initial model porting to Gmod, Teeth fix
Nahka - Face posing
Inferno Midget - Model porting to SFM (From Gmod), (Derp)Eye fix
Shius[Nate Hartmann] - Rig, Hair fix, Face re-skin
OH MY GOD BLESS YOU BLESS ALL OF YOU
YOU GUYS LOOK AT THIS
SHE IS SMILING AND HER FACE ISN’T FALLING APART AND LOOK
FUNCTIONAL FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND WHEN SHE OPENS HER MOUTH IT ISN’T A RECTANGLE SHAPED HOLE AAAAAHHHHHHHHH