moriartylaughingalonewithcrown:

Cara bel, cara mia bella!
Mia bambina, oh ciel!
Che ella stima!
Che ella stima!
O cara mia, addio!

If you ever want to make your ChellDOS-shipping little heart cry, think about how close GLaDOS probably came to killing Chell after she passed out at the end of Portal 2.

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words to live by

(Source: yeomilk)


monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

(Source: bustedbitmap)

yunyin:

Semi-master study. I borrowed colors and studied from John Singer Sargent’s painting Mrs. Cecil Wade to make an 1800’s or so looking Whitney.

yunyin:

Semi-master study. I borrowed colors and studied from John Singer Sargent’s painting Mrs. Cecil Wade to make an 1800’s or so looking Whitney.


(Source: horrorfixxx)

rogmont:

I’m sure there are a thousand humanoid designs people came up with for the four little cores from Portal 2 but these are mine. I designed them last November when I was without internet and playing the game to pass time. I doodled a proper lineup and color ref for myself last week after doing another speed run. If you can’t tell, I wanted each one to have a spark from different stages of Cave Johnson’s life.

rogmont:

I’m sure there are a thousand humanoid designs people came up with for the four little cores from Portal 2 but these are mine. I designed them last November when I was without internet and playing the game to pass time. I doodled a proper lineup and color ref for myself last week after doing another speed run. If you can’t tell, I wanted each one to have a spark from different stages of Cave Johnson’s life.


portal/tf2 crossover where chell has to solve tests with soldier and she keeps trying to speak to him through accurate military hand signals but he has no idea what the fuck shes saying because surprise he was never really in the military



yunyin:

ghostweeps:

gift for yunyin! <3
whitney is super pretty gosh ;o;

Ahhh, thank you! : D

yunyin:

ghostweeps:

gift for yunyin! <3

whitney is super pretty gosh ;o;

Ahhh, thank you! : D


Faceposable Chell for Source Filmmaker [Model download available]

rubitrightintomyeyes:

natehartmann:

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Have you ever searched (fruitlessly) online for an emotive Chell model on Source filmmaker with a functioning rig and non-derped out eyes? Have you ever animated a video with the original Chell in it, and then gave up after about 3 hours because she always looked terrible up close? (I have)

Well search no more, because I give you…

A Faceposable Chell model for Source Filmmaker [Custom rig attached]

Now with the love, sweat and tears of several (actually quite a number) of portal fans, and a highschooler with way too much time on his hands!

Here’s a link to the steam workshop. Remember to go read the description and look at the pretty pictures (especially the pretty pictures) before you go on to download it. It’s got some guides and warnings there that I think are pretty essential in using this Chell model.

Have fun, and remember to spread the word!
(Because I’m going to have a GREAT time stalking all of you video/poster makers out there.)

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Model credits go to:
BlooCobalt - Initial model porting to Gmod, Teeth fix 
Nahka - Face posing 
Inferno Midget - Model porting to SFM (From Gmod), (Derp)Eye fix 
Shius[Nate Hartmann] - Rig, Hair fix, Face re-skin 

OH MY GOD BLESS YOU BLESS ALL OF YOU

YOU GUYS LOOK AT THIS

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SHE IS SMILING AND HER FACE ISN’T FALLING APART AND LOOK

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FUNCTIONAL FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND WHEN SHE OPENS HER MOUTH IT ISN’T A RECTANGLE SHAPED HOLE AAAAAHHHHHHHHH




punmonster:

To maintain a constant testing cycle, I simulate daylight at all hours and add adrenal vapor to your oxygen supply. So you may be confused about the passage of time. The point is, yesterday was your birthday. I thought you’d want to know." - GLaDOS

interesting fact: methamphetamine was used during WWII to allow soldiers to remain in combat for extended lengths of time.

interesting fact number 2: methamphetamine is an active ingredient in some adhd medications, allowing patients to concentrate on certain tasks. side effects may include irritability and weight loss.

interesting fact number 3: methamphetamine may be converted to vapor and consumed through inhalation.

interesting fact number 4: methamphetamine is a type of neurotoxin.

therefore, i have come the conclusion that GLaDOS did not use epinephrine, and was, in fact, keeping chell on a steady supply of meth




To maintain a constant testing cycle, I simulate daylight at all hours and add adrenal vapor to your oxygen supply. So you may be confused about the passage of time. The point is, yesterday was your birthday. I thought you’d want to know." - GLaDOS

interesting fact: methamphetamine was used during WWII to allow soldiers to remain in combat for extended lengths of time.

interesting fact number 2: methamphetamine is an active ingredient in some adhd medications, allowing patients to concentrate on certain tasks. side effects may include irritability and weight loss.

interesting fact number 3: methamphetamine may be converted to vapor and consumed through inhalation.

interesting fact number 4: methamphetamine is a type of neurotoxin.

therefore, i have come the conclusion that GLaDOS did not use epinephrine, and was, in fact, keeping chell on a steady supply of meth



yunyin:

I actually made this one for my portfolio. Club Redacted Whitney! Not totally sure if I’ll keep her glasses red, but they look pretty cute here.

yunyin:

I actually made this one for my portfolio. Club Redacted Whitney! Not totally sure if I’ll keep her glasses red, but they look pretty cute here.

stillalivedoingscience:

thesleepiestspiny:

I completely forgot I had this laying around.Garfield as written by GLaDOS, based on unused dialogue in Portal 2’s Co-Op campaign.

oh my god, always good

stillalivedoingscience:

thesleepiestspiny:

I completely forgot I had this laying around.
Garfield as written by GLaDOS, based on unused dialogue in Portal 2’s Co-Op campaign.

oh my god, always good


headcanon: all those portal guns you bought from valve are fully functioning

but since you dont have any damn moon goo lying around in vast quantities they are functionally useless

btw russian nasa says to stop shooting that thing at the moon. theyre trying to land and your shitty aim makes them teleport to phobos instead



anonymousnavi:

Pride Turret
It’ll riddle you full of bullets, but it won’t judge your sexuality while doing so.

anonymousnavi:

Pride Turret
It’ll riddle you full of bullets, but it won’t judge your sexuality while doing so.

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