portal 2 au where rattmann paints a giant dick in place of every mural

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

so shame on me now

flew me to places id never been

now im lying on the cold hard ground

TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE

TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE

I’m really surprised by how little attention the Announcer gets in the Portal fandom

He’s the first voice Chell hears when she wakes up, he has a huge amount of dialogue spread evenly throughout the game, he can control parts of Aperture that are beyond even GLaDOS and Wheatley’s power, and and he is extremely vital to the plot

Plus he’s a treasure trove of potential analysis:

Is he sentient like Wheatley or a recording like Johnson’s?

If all the conscious humans were killed before Portal 2, why were his recordings not used until now?

The dude sparks some serious curiosity in me

crimson-firecat:

epaqjrja:

불량코어 셋

아유 모르겟다 덕질이나 하자

What awesome cores!! :’>

yunyin:

Drew this last year as a sketch plan and haven’t finished it, but it’s kinda cool as is, and fitting for the Portal 2 Anniversary.

ask-human-aperture:

some

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

head canon:

since aperture cannot risk having its technology stolen, fired employees undergo a mandatory memory wipe

they are then stripped, blindfolded, and left naked in the nearest available desert

in that case

i think this calls for matching shirts

thought it would be interesting to compare the switch shaft at the beginning of the game to how it is at the end

hey dudes i know the “wheatleys fruit sticker” headcanon is really popular and cute but

thats all it is. a head canon. that same sticker is on all the cores.

so unless i discovered an alarming new variation of apples, i think they might actually be certification stickers or something similar

perpetualvelocity:

ok i needed this as a gif so here it is

stillalivedoingscience:

constantcalibrations:

cakeylies:

constantcalibrations:

dizmathik:

“Why..” ;A; ~ Gotta love his remixes!

aaaaaaaaaaaaa cute ;w;

This is really cute I can’t handle it aahhhhh ;u;

i also think i should bring this back because everyone needs to hear it ok

gonna listen to this in a bit

head canon: two alternative universe cave johnsons team up and get back to their love of shower products. eventually they produce a series of shampoos that promise not to rip open tears in the space time continuum

Johnson and Johnson 

when you think about his lines and his programming, Rick seems like the only robotic character who would be interested becoming human

“if i had a waist”

“if you had a butt”

“black belt in bedroom”

“4 eyes”

his phrases are centered around very human, or at least very complicated, actions, physical states, and culture

he is the only other core who gave himself a human name

he is designed for action, fighting, and gutting giant robots with a knife

and all of that must be very difficult to do as a core

what if the bottomless pits in Aperture really are bottomless

the portal gun /has/ been used in the past to create infinite loops

it may very well be possible to use that technology in specific locations on a much larger scale